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pledgend 

Noun: Pledgend. An individual who is pledging for a fraternnal organization, most commonly found on college campuses in the United States and some provinces of Canada, who demonstrates actions that go above and beyond exemplary. This individual, should they be deemed a pledgend, is assured a place in the Brotherhood he aspires to become a part of as his actions become not only historically significant, but in time, legend. His actions can often also be referred to as remarkable, surreal, ballsy or simply and most commonly, unheard of.
"I heard about your 2 hour and 12 minute keg-stand man, you pledgend!"

"Son, back in my day I was a straight pledgend, didn't sleep for 116 hours because of a stake out sting operation outside of a Walgreens."
pledgend by Waldo4 March 23, 2010
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CUM Pledge 

A pledge taken by leftists to prevent infighting and be more effective
C - Don't argue with leftists
U - Get more sleep
M - Don't get mad online
- Hey, did you see that guy's shitty take?
- I don't care, I took the CUM pledge
CUM Pledge by nddragoon November 1, 2020
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To screw up even worse than expected...especially when people already assume you are going to screw up pretty badly.
I am a complete moron and people expected my invention not to work. However, I penged and not only did it not work, it blew up and killed an orphan in the process.
Penged by Johnny 1 Ball January 5, 2011

Pledgey Kong 

A game where kegs of beer are thrown down a set of stairs while pledges attempt to run up them. The use of a handrail and the national hazing hotline are prohibited.
Too bad we lost our charter from killing all of those pledges during pledgey kong.
Pledgey Kong by The Vag December 9, 2008

Stool Plunger 

A long skinny penis with an extremely large, bulbous head. Considered ideal for anal sex.
All the ladies wanted to smash with Carl as he was rumored to be hung with a stool plunger.
Stool Plunger by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2016

Varsity Pledge

An absolute stud of a pledge that doesn’t let you down. rails lines, an furthermore shits in thou bush. 🧀
Oh look! Thou Varsity Pledge! Charlie Basile! Why is he shitting in that bush?!?!?
She has pengest hair!
pengest by MissBelloChan December 15, 2010