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parking lot pimping 

Popular among young clubbers. Usually after a club party ends young people, esp. males, will stand in the parking lot with their boys or next to their Mercedes Benz that they rented from Rent-A-Car and need to return by noon of the next day, in order to look for females to exchange numbers with or take home for sexual purposes. For females, parking lot pimping involves them using their looks to attract men, lowering their blouses so more cleavage can show and hiking up their skirts, or going to the guys with the best looking car just so she can sit in the passenger seat and look at all the interior features of his car (the features may be a built-in TV and some other crap with monetary value that exceeds the car note) so she can determine whether to take him home for a one-nights stand or give him oral sex.

In other words: losers.

See rap video.
Tyjuan and his boys got bored with the party and decided to go parking lot pimping. They found a group of girls dressed in Forever 21 halter tops and stilleto heels, with excessive amounts of weave in their head and pounds of MAC makeup on their faces. When Tyjuan showed them his (father's) Mercedes Benz, they got wet between their legs. Later into the night, the girls went home with Tyjuan and his boys -- and the night ended in a wild orgy!

Six months later.

Tyjuan tested positive for HIV.

Pimping Max 

A guy with a drinking problem, a Hummer, and a small penis.
Pimping Max by JizzyJizz May 7, 2009

Sick Pimping 

Pretty obvious, it means you're pimping like a bause. You got that shit, the girls come easy, no problem, you got more than one, you are good at getting girls, etc
Friend: Whoa wait, were you just kissing Casey? I thought you were dating Jean? And I heard something about you and that other girl, wtf man?
You: Sick Pimping bro.
Sick Pimping by LexHavoc October 24, 2010

e pimping 

Walsh was epimping on myspace with obese middle aged men.
e pimping by Un Hump August 25, 2005

Finger Pimping 

The act of texting a person of the opposite sex in a smooth and confident manner in order to achieve a desired outcome. Hard!
Hey man, who are you finger pimping over there?
Finger Pimping by C-Walk: Bukaki December 29, 2009

pimping hand 

The hand used to slap a ho when that bitch aint paying up.
Calm down nigger, I gotta keep my pimping hand strong.
pimping hand by sexy fuck January 2, 2007