simpin aint pimpin 

a current cardinal rule of dating. you do not treat a love interest like a significant other unless they are in fact your significant other. this keeps an individual from being emotionally invested and potentially getting hurt by someone they never actually dated.

i thought about calling him to hear about his day but you know, simpin aint pimpin

simpin aint pimpin by spicybanana69 June 17, 2021

pimperor 

A man who is the ruler of all pimps and hoes. Too be called the pimperor is a very honorable achievement.

"please Pimperor I don't have the money yet!"

pimperor by W.L.T. July 10, 2006

Budget Pimping 

Meeting/hooking-up with girls when one’s financial state is severely strained. There are many ways to undertake budget pimping, but essentially any act of being a cheapskate in the context of trying to get ass would classify as budget pimping; i.e. scrupulously searching for name-brand clothes at thrift stores, purchasing cologne knock-offs at mini marts, sneaking tiny liquor bottles into bars to mix your own drinks in the bathroom, pawning the necklace your grandmother gave you in order to obtain some cash and look like a player, lying about your (or the existence of a) career, etc. Budget pimping takes many forms but is fundamentally seeing the value in a dollar, and turning that dollar into a blow job.

(When pimp cover is broken and girl finds out you're a loser)

"What the fuck! I thought you had a car and a nice job!"

"Cut me some slack, bitch. I'm budget pimping."

Budget Pimping by NaturalFeatures March 2, 2009

pimpinmasterdx 

A gay retarded troll on youtube that makes videos about how pimpin he is (not.) He is a sony fanyboy, even though he says he's not. He likes Seth Dub. How that is possible is beyond me. His spelling is HORRIBLE! He wants to be gangsta, even though we know gangstas get into a bunch of trouble.

Example of pimpinmasterdx spelling:
1. i aem nut ae sone fnboe
2. da pstripple iz ballin
3. lolwut
4. no ur stupd pwnd oeh ya
5. o snaep!
6. no da irategaemer came furst jamez rofl hakd hiz account so it lokz lik he cam frst.

Translation

1. I am a sony fanboy and I suck.
2. I like rainbows and pony's.
3. Sorry, I am to stupid to hear what you're saying
4. No, I pwned my self. Look at me! I pwned my self!
5. Oh, I need to read a newspaper instead of living in a rock.
6. I am full of lies

pimpinmasterdx by SmithtotheMarcus October 20, 2008

Pimpin ain't easy 

The life of a pimp is a grueling yet extremely rewarding one nonetheless. Often thwarted with social boundaries, pimps are a marginalized group of people because of societal vices such as jealousy and wrath. Pimps continue pimping, not because it is easy, but because of the satisfaction and rewards associated with pimping.

Pimpin ain't easy Mufuck

Pimpin ain't easy by Maykel December 26, 2018

Rectumsmell pimplesack

A dude who is gangley and hangs around big lakes under sewage pipes, he likes to hunt geese and ducks and collects their beaks and wears them as a necklace,

he also collects hubcaps from cars and plays music to attract mates. his mating call consists of a loud scream shouting "HELP ME"

walks like gollum from lord of the rings.

That dude we saw at the lake today totaly was a rectumsmell pimplesack

Rectumsmell pimplesack by Toxic-temptation November 19, 2012

pimperelli 

when something is tight you say it's pimperelli

That movie was pimperelli.

pimperelli by Tyrone Debry February 15, 2007