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Perfume on a pig's ass

An attempt to mask a foul smell instead of actually dealing with the source of it, usually making it worse in the process. Most often referring to someone who tries using extra deodorant instead of actually showering on a regular basis.
Guy 1: Dude, you really need to shower before going out today.
Guy 2: Nah, we're in a hurry, I'll just put on some more deodorant.
Guy 1: You haven't showered in days. That'd just be perfume on a pig's ass. Get in the damn shower!

thicker than peppa pig's ass

a way of saying that she's so thick, you would cook her bacon ass and feed it to your entire family.
girl: *walks by a dude*.
dude: damn her ass is thicker than peppa pig's ass, mmmmm.

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bleach the pig's asshole

Cleaning something to an extreme or unusual degree.
You have been cleaning your lawn mower all day I can see myself in the blades, are you trying to bleach the pig's asshole?
bleach the pig's asshole by P0rky69 February 14, 2024