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Reverse pickpocket 

When instead of taking stuff out of pockets you put stuff in.
The crown jewel of my reverse pickpocket career is slipping 5 didldos in the priests pocket.

European pickpocket 

When you reach in your partner’s pants and scream “diddle for Italy
I just gave my girlfriend the European pickpocket this morning.
European pickpocket by STEWY7890 February 23, 2019

Toronto Pickpocket 

When someone aqucires feces, usually their own, and stealthily places the shit in someone else's pants.
I can't believe I tool Debra out on a date and she gave me the Toronto pickpocket.

PicPocket 

def. PicPocket ˈpɪkˌpɒkɪt (v.)

1. the act of gaining access to all the photos taken at any live event in real-time, worldwide, without asking for them
2. the act of sharing photos at any live event without telling anyone

def. PicPocket ˈpɪkˌpɒkɪt (n.)
1. a person who steals from the pockets or handbags of others in public places pickpocket
2. anyone who gladly shares his/her photos taken at live events knowing that doing so gets them access to everyone else’s as well
3. anyone who has been promised pictures from weddings, birthday parties, Little League games and family reunions who's tired of being lied to and takes matters into their own hands so they never miss out again
4. an Austin, TX based start-up with a cool logo and an even cooler name that makes photo-sharing at live events so easy, it’s almost criminal
NASCAR fan #1: Dude, did you see that wreck at Daytona last week?
NASCAR fan #2: Nah. I was sitting way on the opposite side of the track!
NASCAR fan #1: Me too, but I PicPocket'ed them. Way cool.

future Bride: Honey, did you buy all those cheap, disposable, plastic cameras made in China for our wedding guests?
fiancé: No, sweetie. I decided we're gonna PicPocket the wedding and the reception instead. Everybody has an iPhone5 these days anyway and this way, we get all their photos instantly and can share them online without a hassle.
future Bride: oh, honey. I love you. You just think of everything.

soccer mom #1: Hey, will you send me those pics you took at the game on Saturday?
soccer mom #2: (yawn) that's so old school. All you have to do is download the PicPocket app and you could get everyone's photos instantly!
soccer mom #1: Oh… thanks. Valium?
PicPocket by SharingIsNotaCrime January 27, 2013

Pickpocking 

(pick - pock - king)

Someone who is BEYOND annoying.
Girl1: That girl is so freakin' Pickpocking!!!!!!!!

Girl2: OMG this boy that I just added on Facebook is so Pickpocking.
Pickpocking by Ran & Mel November 27, 2012

Pickochet 

An intercept in American football in which the pass bounces off a receiver's hands and lands in the hands of an often unexpecting defensive player.
Georgia was looking pretty good against Alabama until Stetson Bennett through the pickochet in the red zone then everything just fell apart.
Pickochet by Kompress0r October 18, 2020