Dodge The Phonebook In The Dark 

A game invented by my friends and i after a drunken night out where 2-6 players gather in a room with a phonebook turn the lights off and proceed to throw the phonebook as hard as possible in any direction you think somone is in ALWAYS results in injuries often bloodshed but always great fun highly recomended.

my personal injuries include welt on my shin, black eye, busted nose, cut over my cheekbone & large forehead wealt. thankfully my testicles have been able to Dodge The Phonebook In The Dark but my mates aren't so lucky

Dodge The Phonebook In The Dark by K33N A5 September 29, 2009

Phoneliness 

That feeling that comes over you when the people you are with are more interested in their phones than you.

As everyone else was sat around the table updating their Instagram, Facebook and Twitter feeds; An intense feeling of Phoneliness came over Bob as he realised he could easily vanish and the others probably wouldn't notice! :(

Phoneliness by MadBob81 November 27, 2015

phonebook loner 

Used to suggest someone has an unusual or weird name. So unusual in fact it will probably be the only name of its kind listed in the phonebook - hence the term phonebook loner.

Person 1: I'm getting married next month.
Person 2: Oh yeah - what are you going to be known as?
Person 1: Mrs Manibaboo....
Person 2: OMFG! Your going to be such a phonebook loner with that name! There cant be anyone in the area with that name.......

phonebook loner by d(O_o)b July 5, 2009

phone bone 

Phone Sex

Me and my bitch phone boned for hours.

phone bone by Deez August 16, 2003

pronebone 

To have sexual intercourse with a person who's lying on her (or his) belly. More precisely, to "bone" a "prone" person.

Then she turned round on the bed and spread her buttcheeks, so I started to pronebone her like a madman!

pronebone by wah wah wee wah January 13, 2009

Phonebook 

An ancient deviece used to find a person/business' phone number. Scientists have reciently discovered a link between these and a phone booth.

Description: very large, usually yellow, small print

Grandpa: "Hey Billy can I see your phonebook I need to get the doctors number."
Billy: "Phonebook? Is that english your speaking?"
Grandpa: "No Billy, Ill ask your mother..."

Phonebook by tnigsTHe wise January 8, 2011

Soggy Chinese Phonebook

When a fat chick has multiple chins and you blow a massive load of cum all over them.

"Man I gave Sarah a soggy chinese phonebook last night"

Soggy Chinese Phonebook by Waylin May 11, 2015