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Panicure 

When your freaking out and someone slaps you.
The scene in Airplane, where that woman is freaking out and Leslie Nielsen smacks her. "Get a hold of yourself!" (he gave her the panicure)
Panicure by Headcircus January 13, 2009

Panicrastinating 

The act being under extreme anxiety over an imminent deadline yet still continuing to procrastinate because you wish to relieve your anxiety.
Person 1: "Oh my God I can't stop shaking because I have a paper due tomorrow and I havent started, I need to relive some stress."
Person 2: "Dude, stop panicrastinating or you won't get anything done!"
Panicrastinating by RoboLoco January 13, 2021

panicker 

a surname given to royal servants or loyal people by the king in ancient india....................
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he's as loyal as panickers......
panicker by rj.... November 28, 2007
A combination of pissing ones pants whilst being in a panicked state
Boss: "What's wrong?"
Rep: "SORRY THE CUSTOMER ASKED FOR IT AND I PANICED"
Paniced by SandypantsMcgee August 21, 2014

Panicure 

What happens when a woman from New Jersey gets angry in a nail salon
Jenny: Why's your hair all fucked up? Didn't you just get back from the salon?
Karina: This Jersey whore started a panicure and all hell broke loose.
Panicure by cox'n'dix October 18, 2010
Being in a state of ultimate and sudden stress
"Surprised by the surprise exam, Arianna paniced."
Paniced by thesneakywraith February 26, 2021