Boiled chicken ovulations

Boiled eggs, as described by Kryten in Red Dwarf (series 4, episode DNA).

Ah, breakfast, my very first meal! Boiled chicken ovulations -- delicious!

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Ovenating

In the process of being cooked in the oven; getting very high

I was ovenating with my boys today, it is Friday, none of us had jobs, and we didn't have shit to do, so we got high as a kite.

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The act of depositing your male reproductive fluids.

She said she was ovulating and I didn't want to get her pregnant. So I shot my load down her throat, male ovulation has no risks.

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When a woman suddenly, and otherwise inexplicably, becomes obsessed with babies, pregnancy, nesting, etc. during a particular time of her cycle.

Girl: "Do you think someday we will have little babies?"
Guy: "Thought you didn't want kids?"
Girl: "Well, I do now. Must be an ovulation situation."

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Omulating: premenstrual craving for an omlette or eggs in general

All I want is an omlette with lots of cheese and veggies. I must be omulating

Omulating by swishbaby February 25, 2010

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a prime place for all your ovulation needs

"ah here, lets hit the ovulation station"

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I was orbulating with pleasure when Hillary seductively stripped of an article of my clothes. . . with her teeth.

Orbulating by Emileigh February 17, 2004

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