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Ooping the J 

A sex move.
This occurs with two males and a lovely female. Male 1 is choking his chicken til he's ready to splurt. Male 2 runs into the room when Male 1 yells, "We've got an Oopertunity!" Female 1 opens her mouth, as she is the basket. Male 1 shoots, in the air, Male 2 slams down the shot into Female 2's hoop.

These can be alley-oops, 3-pointers, or foul shots if the Female was acting a little rough
Damn Aaron, Yashira has such a big mouth, wanna Oop the J?

Kenny broke the glass after slamming and Ooping that J!

Tom, Dennis, and Claire were Ooping the J when Tom's mom came into the room and rejected the shot! Sick..
Ooping the J by Emas Diez May 8, 2006
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Term for exploring the abandoned buildings around CSU Monterey Bay. Usually done at night.
T- Dude, want to go Ording in the old crematorium?
J- no way it's haunted!
Ording by Jake5129 April 16, 2011
of animals: thrusting one's snout into a camera's lens when your photograph is taken, resulting in a fish-eye view where the nose appears disproportionately large.

The photographers who encourage this are known as orkers. Most notably: Cow Orkers, given cows' propensity to enable this.

Also: puppy orking, cat orking.
Awww this orking kitten picture is soooo cute!
orking by missjimjams January 26, 2010
A small town an hour and a half drive from Seattle usually driven thru by white families on their way to mt. Ranier full of wiggers, potheads and more racist white trash than you'd expect in a metropolitan state like Washington about 4 black kids in the entire school system and even fewer Asians considered a shithole by 90% of kids that live here

Full of kids that talk about fighting all day buy get into about one fight every two years, everyone here never seems to have money or pot and even when you get it it's about the only place in america where people will take your money and give you nothing back the reason for this is the fact that the kids buying bud usually have more money to spare from their flowing allowances they get from their parents that are too busy working at a job 20 miles away that they don't realize their child is a stoner
Me: damn how fuckin hard is it to get good weed around here

Friend: this is fucking orting there's no such thing as good bud

Me: yeah fuck this town
Orting by Cracky Ninja August 24, 2009
A town in Washington state, situated near the foot of Mt. Rainier where the Carbon and Puyallup rivers meet. Originally formed for loggers and farmers, which is why there are used to be so many farms. Over the past several years, the farms have turned into housing developments and terrible traffic in the mornings.

No one's ever heard of Orting unless they live there, and except a few people from the surrounding towns when they vaguely remember they drove through it on their way to some remote mountain destination.

Filled with white trash, lots of emos kids, druggies, potential suicides, pre/teen sex, high school football and Carhartt jackets. The housing developments have added some more 'normal' families intent on living in a place with the beautiful scenic views--except it was only there before all the houses were added into the valley.

Also has the Orting Trail, which used to be a railroad and was changed into a paved trail. Not only that, but if Mt. Rainier explodes, it's supposed to function as the escape route from the lahar for grade schoolers. Good luck with that, kiddies.
Anywhere 20 miles or more from Orting city limits:

"So, where're you from?"

"Orting."

"...Where's that?"

"Near Mt. Rainier... and Sumner, Bonney Lake, Buckley, Enumclaw, etc."

"Oh!"

"No way! You've actually heard of it??"

"...I think I drove through it once."
Orting by cracktastic March 28, 2009
Verb: To be "horny". In a state of sexual arousal.
"I was looking at my girlfriend on webcam last night. Man she looked so sexy, I was orring bad!"
Orring by Azayles July 15, 2007