ontological

1. The adjective form of ontology. 2. A word for which no non-pretentious use exists outside of a philosophy class.

When I asked a hottie if she knew what "ontological" meant, she unceremoniously slapped me with a dictionary.

ontological by brownacre_1 July 13, 2019

ontologistics

A theory of social change (linear ontology) in which asymmetry causes incompleteness (inequality); and incompleteness causes discontinuity; and discontinuity recursively causes asymmetry.

Ontologistics depicts a recursive (self-referencing) path of social change.

ontologistics by sandraxine August 26, 2018

ontological

The branch of metaphysics that deals with the idea and nature of being/existing. Furthermore, anyone who uses this word in a philosophy class is a fucktard. Period.

I think that the ontological reprecussions of that ethical theorem are simply proposterous. I am a huge ass.

ontological by dart_smart_ass May 6, 2006

onology 

specifically used at the end of the technical term "Pass It Onology"

Which basically is defined as "the art of being comfortable in being ones true self and giving that confidence to others just by being yerself"

I graduated from the School of Feel The Love and Rock On with a degree in Pass It Onology. I am proud of this because I know it means I finally have the confidence enough to be myself and through seeing my confidence, others have the confidence to be themselves as well no matter what others think of them afterwards.

onology by Chrissy Squeak September 25, 2010

ontological empericism

a study of the word itself

i study ontological empericism

ontological empericism by ontological empericism March 20, 2009

ontologically-challenged

Can be used as an insult to mean that someone's grasp of reality (ontological perspective) is different to the norm.

"Look at her outfit...if she thinks that looks good then she must be seriously ontologically-challenged!"

ontologically-challenged by choir-nerd December 12, 2013

ontologist 

A philosopher who, first of all, deal with the nature of existence in relation to being a human being. Secondly tries to extrapolate these findings to other known and not known beings in existence.So a primary question is: What is the nature of being a human. Possible answers may be used to predict behaviour or to understand behaviour. Also an ontologist will attempt to determine what rules and statements that are valid within a certain domain of existence.

They are skilled ontologists and have mapped the organisation to a large extent.

ontologist by Dajmon December 22, 2017