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a sentence that is gramatically correct and shows superiority over all even those whom say "whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es"
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Peraon 2:"I'm sorry, I see the error of my ways"
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they can put a man on the moon, but they can't 

Something said when informed of yet another failure of society
they can put a man on the moon, but they can't make solar cars! What is this world coming to?

You may piss on the smoke, if you can catch it

One can use chapstick as lotion if desperate enough.
"Man I feel ashy as fuck"
"You may piss on the smoke, if you can catch it"

Can You Lift Me Up, I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, I am A little Gentle On The Feather

Can You Lift Me Up, I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, I am A little Gentle On The Feather
Can You Lift Me Up, I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, I am A little Gentle On The Feather

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen 

That.
#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word. 

I really hope someone sees this. This has to work, right? There must be some way to get out of here. Somebody save me! I've been here for weeks. I just want to be home.
Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word.

Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu 

Meaning that even though you already have a girlfriend doesn't mean that you can't date someone else.
Bob: Dude look at those hotties man!
Mike: But I already have a girlfriend
Bob: Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Mike: Oh OK then.