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Slippin' on my Swag Juice

When one extremely popular, unusually attractive male is being followed by a group of less popular and less attractive males. These males are trying to catch any girls, alcohol or drugs that have not already been claimed by the cool kid.
Girl:

"Hey are these your friends?"

Cool Kid:

"Nah! I got these kids slippin' on my swag juice."
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Swag on a bitch

Completing any given act with such swag, that bitches are left breathless and therefore must take a seat.
Bro was that wrap-dub-hyper? swag on a bitch!
Swag on a bitch by xmatricking October 14, 2011

swag on the sofa 

A term used when a man has good looks with two or more women next to him on a couch and or sofa.

Can also be used as a greeting or interjection to another homie.
" Yo man, Nick has got swag on the sofa tonight."

"yo swag on the sofa bro"
swag on the sofa by Soapy sapone September 28, 2013

swag on my ass 

A phrase to use to end a diss, argument, or statement. Sometimes used in place of “suck my d**k”
Boy you look like a pine cone, swag on my ass fam.

Damn this Applebee’s smacks, swag on my ass

Let’s go hit the bars, swag on my ass homie
swag on my ass by Swagonmyace November 12, 2017

turning my swag on

biting the lower lip with some unstable knee sways. . . and almost falling over
Turning my swag on: I jizz right in my pants everytime your next to me, and when were holding hands its like having sex with me...

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense.. and I jizzed in my pants

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

Turn My Swag On 

For Melissa to turn me/my cat on.
Cat:Hey Melissa, turn my swag on.

Melissa: Ohhh yeaaahh, purr kitty cat, purrr.

Cat:OOOHHH YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Melissa: YEE-HMMM! (melissa's sex noise) :)

swag on the road 

"Swag on the road" is a term used to define when something is not up to standard
"Wow that shubz was swag on the road"