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me on a tuesday 

What you say when someone says something relatable
Michael: I sat in my favorite chair and suddenly there was a dick up my ass
Me: me on a Tuesday
me on a tuesday by Some simp February 23, 2021

Tits on a Tuesday 

something that is really nice , good or great, usually used in comparison to other actions or nouns.
"bro that cake was better than tits on a tuesday! and those are good!"

"this taco is like tits on a tuesday"

No trouble on a Tuesday 

A phrase suggesting Tuesdays are easy unimportant days, unlikely to cause drama or major shifts. Also used as a comeback to reject or shut down the start of drama.
"Stop starting shit. There's no trouble on a Tuesday."

(Meaning, today is NOT my day to deal with that.)

Or..."I don't want to go to work today, but it's ok, but because there's no trouble on a Tuesday.
No trouble on a Tuesday by R. Lethe November 17, 2020

double chonked up on a tuesday 

you're double chonked up on a tuesday my guy

9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon 

When Jake let’s Timmy out of his dwelling.
“Oh it’s 9:32 time to let Timmy out”
Jake, “You don’t want to know what happens at 9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon.”