old lady 

one who purchases wordblood hoe/words with their bi-weekly pay check

My best friend, who is an old lady, really likes his blood hoes

old lady by niggacheese November 5, 2003

Old lady 

Someone with the traits similar to that of a sloth.

Hey get moving old lady

Old lady by Batman vision dark mode May 1, 2021

old lady's cane 

A sexual act where an old woman (preferably without teeth) is performing oral sex on a man, and just as he is about to achieve orgasm, she hooks her finger into his rectum.

You know Mrs. Wilson down the street? She gave me an Old Lady's Cane last week!

old lady's cane by tcdacsap June 29, 2010

Old lady goat hair 

A single coarse hair that grows on an older woman's face or neck. Usually grows in a day or 2 and sticks up straight

I have an old lady goat hair that needs to be pulled.
Dang my old lady goat hair sprouted overnight.

Old lady goat hair by Grandarthma July 17, 2022

Old Lady Time Machine 

he process of tapping a old lady's shit raw to the point of climax (for best effect above 80). At which point causes both participants to see a flash of the old lady's whole life. This process is only a couple seconds. This action may kill the old lady.

"Hey can I Old Lady Time Machine your grandma, she need to remember some stuff."

Old Lady Time Machine by Greg G. G July 6, 2022

Old lady afro

That hair-do that most older women have, that looks like an afro.

An old lady afro is a result of their hard work to get an interesting hair-do. but they all end up looking the same.

Old lady afro by khnrslg August 25, 2010

Old Lady Jackson 

from Talking As Fast As I Can by Lauren Graham - Old Lady Jackson is when you feel too old and not cool anymore. Say you’re a technophobe and you don’t get technology or you’ve decided going out on a Saturday night isn’t fun anymore. You’ve become a sensible, very mature person. A motherly figure. Someone to blame when you’ve said something out of character and unexpected.

That’s Old Lady Jackson. Old Lady Jackson is coming out. Oh sorry that wasn’t me that was Old Lady Jackson.

Old Lady Jackson by megxlaurenn May 8, 2020