observation period 

The period of time when you’re casually fucking a guy you used to date, and you’re assessing whether or not he has the emotional capacity to potentially be in a relationship with again, and if you even want to try to be anything other than friends who have great sex rock out and celebrate life a couple times a month. Also, it’s so much fucking fun and you don’t want that to stop or change so it’s an excellent way to maximize the fun, to stretch out the observation period. This amount of time is unspecified. Most likely lasts as long as it takes for one of the parties involved to freak out.

Michael, I didn’t say I wanted you to be my boyfriend?! This is still the observation period, I’m observing you, and you are observing me too, really.

observation period by Shifty McGillycuddy November 13, 2022

observevasion 

Observing ones surroundings to the point or near the point of self exclusion. Often combined with a compulsion to write down or verbally narate observations and/or interpretations.

Please pardon my observevasion. You don't mind if I bring my journal do you? I think I'm disappearing.

observevasion by Ferugualatin March 29, 2008

Observational Humor

A skit on the Tom Green Show.

Tom Green observes people on the streets, and yells at them from up close with a megaphone, pointing out what they are doing.

This often startles and/or frightens people.

Tom Green's observational humor:
"You are walking down the street!"
"You are drinking juice!"
"You are wearing a yellow hat!"

Observational Humor by Alex1010 March 24, 2009

observational humor

The ability to laugh rather than weep upon seeing one's accurate reflection.

Paul awoke the morning of his 60th birthday and examined his face closely in the mirror. Laughing wryly at the sight, he vowed never to perform that act again. Observational humor, in this case, only went so far.

observational humor by Pbaddy August 22, 2009

Observater

Variant of the word observator, a term used to discribe a person who conducts or implements the act of visual inspection or investigation.

The observater was trusted for pointing all the minor cracks on the wall of the recently repaired vessel

Observater by Danondanyo May 23, 2020

observer 

is a person who watches people but isn’t a stalker

marget:what is she doing why she staring at everyone
crystal: oh she’s an observer, it’s not creepy at all

observer by INeedLikeSomeTurtlesMilk May 28, 2018

observist 

A person who holds the belief or the doctrine of observing while retaining their distance from the observation.

An observist holds up the empty glass and does not see it as lacking or as promising but as a lens through which to view the room.

observist by Deborah Lehman April 11, 2008