nutsack shuffle 

After a long day, your sack begins to sag and slowly nestles its warm elasticity tween your legs. After an hour or two it begins to itch. So one must casually reach below and yank it up out of the crotch nest. This is the nutsack shuffle. Also known as a "nutty shuffle, plucking the birds nest and juggling"

Yo, I had to pull a nutsack shuffle in front of my girlfriend's parents at the dinner table. My hand came back w/ 3 curlys.

nutsack shuffle by mafabiotch May 17, 2011

nutsack slap 

The art of being able to make a slapping sound by bouncing your nutsack off of your thighs due to humping the air back and forth.

Dude! That nutsack slap was so loud, it woke the whole damn house!

nutsack slap by wtfuwant January 23, 2011

itchy nutsack syndrome 

when your balls itchy ass hell to the point that ur getting down syndrome

man1: my balls itchy af
man2:oh no
man3: RUN HE GOT ITCHY NUTSACK SYNDROME
man1: WAIT I HAVE DOWN SYNDROME NOW??

itchy nutsack syndrome by mexicanfoxnigga February 18, 2021

Aggressive nutsack sniffing

The most kinky thing one man can do. Aggressively sniffing nutsacks requires skills and technique and proper form. You have to keep the ball hair from going up your nose but still be able to blow around that hairy sack with the sheer force of your breath. Try not to sniff too much cheese all at once. And like DJ Khaled once said, “Life, is Roblox”.

Aggressive nutsack sniffing is my favorite activity to do on your grandma.

Aggressive nutsack sniffing by [e-mail] September 13, 2023

nutcracker suite 

A guy's home or apartment after the woman in his life has oppressively decorated and furnished the entire place in her own girly style, effectively emasculating him.

Dude, what's up with the pink curtains and teddy bears?
Aw, my wife turned the whole place into a nutcracker suite.

nutcracker suite by Linguistic February 16, 2012

Nutcracker syndrome 

When one's nuts are cracked so hard that they explode.

p1- what happened to Johnny?
p2- He got Nutcracker syndrome. :D

Nutcracker syndrome by IrkenAmara May 28, 2011

nutsack sundae 

when you dip your nut sack into a sock of nails and start vigorously masturbating until there nothing but skin and tissue. then freezing it into a popsicle like state then feeding it to your kids, tricking them into thinking it's a sundae.

kid: can i get a nutsack sundae from mcdonalds.
dad: no don't worry i already made some.

nutsack sundae by YouKnowIHadtoDoIt May 18, 2018