Turkey Nosing 

When someone is overdosing on molly on the couch or in the general living room area and can't control their extremities from making involuntary movements, it is common to touch their thumb to their nose and wiggle their fingers; thus looking like there is a turkey on their nose.

Matt: "Hey man, is Casey overdosing on molly again"?

Anthony: "Yeah man, he's turkey nosing big time"

Turkey Nosing by Molly olly oxen free December 22, 2012

nursing a beer 

to take a long time to drink one beer

John: hey dude are you working toward your nursing major?
Max: no man, why?
John: because you have been nursing that beer all night

(Max was nursing a beer)

nursing a beer by Spaceoutboi November 13, 2015

Chronic noosing syndrome 

Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.

Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”

Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”

Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”

Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”

Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”

*choking nosies*

Chronic noosing syndrome by Count Noosula March 26, 2020

nursing student 

Condition: Nursing Student

Side Effects: stress, fatigue, malaise, muscle atrophy, weight gain, nutrional deficiencies, amenorrhea, alcoholism, drug abuse (mostly ADD, ADHD medication), caffeine intoxication, frequent crying, depression, anxiety, insomnia, masochism, suicidal thoughts, insanity, emotional instability, hypochondria, obsessive compulsive disorder, sexual promiscuity, post traumatic stress disorder, mental and or physical abuse of children and significant other, divorce, spiritual distress, ext.

Thought bubble: If I ever become a real nurse will it be as painful as being a nursing student? (Glance at RN's sitting on ass while stuffing face.) Nah, this can't last forever.

nursing student by LZS September 26, 2010

pink nosing 

Stimulation of a woman's ego because she deserves it, and you know she deserves it, and she knows she deserves it.

I have been pink nosing the boss lady since I've started here. It hasn't earned me any pinkie points, but if does feel nice.

pink nosing by Chestnut & Hazel April 9, 2019

Norning 

A portmantaeu of Night and Morning used by insomniacs to describe the time when they are going to sleep when it is not night

"Good Norning" she said as she went to sleep at 6am.

Norning by __________Jonathan__________ June 27, 2008

clown nosing 

When a woman is on her period and sits on a man's face leaving him with a red nose.

Julie and Greg were clown nosing.

clown nosing by Chilidoggin January 14, 2008