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next level hoe shit

Wow keisha really sucked my niggas dick in front of my 5 yr old. That's some next level hoe shit.
next level hoe shit by Blitzed4lyfe20 September 19, 2017

Next level hobo shit 

When you see a hobo do something extreme and unheard of that depicts a new level of crippling poverty.
"Omg, those two hobos are fighting over a cigarette's butt, that's some next level hobo shit!"

hope his next shite's a hedgehog 

To wish pain upon someone the next time they attempt to excrete faeces from their body.
Person One: Nacho Novo stamped on someone again in the game on Saturday
Person Two: Can't stand that wee rat. I hope his next shite's a hedgehog.

Next Day Shits 

The act of taking a large dump or having diarrhea after a night of heavy drinking. Also known as NDS for short.
Guy 1 - "Dude, after last nights party I got the worst Next Day Shits today."
Guy 2 - "Aw man I hate NDS."
Next Day Shits by Jme9589 January 18, 2011