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New England Steam Drifter

When a girl is sitting upright and their partner then proceeds to poop on their chest below the neck and the poop drfits down between the breasts, to the naval, and then down the happy trail.
Karen: Ew, what is that on your chest?
Shelly: Just the remanence from the amazing New England Steam Drifter Stan gave me last night.
Karen: Aw that smells awful!

new england slang 

New England Slang : Any word that ends with "R" or more spacifically "ER" (UUR) , You replace that with "AH" . For instance : Father would be : Fathah . Mother : Mothah , Yes sir would be Yesah and so on . It actually retaines a lot of Old English pronounciations as well . It is spoken through out New England and stretches into Up-State New York (although it varies a bit there) and even into Canada (Eastern) ...
New England Slang is used in New England primarily

New England Snowstorm 

When a girl is sprinkles baby-powder on her vagina, and the queefs, creating a white powdery cloud.
I couldn't even see because when I finally got her naked, she New England Snowstormed me!

A New England Soaker 

When you blow a load into a girl's belly button and then she eats it with a spoon, like "New England Clam Chowder".
Yo, Last Night I tried to give ma bitch a New England soaker, but there were no spoons in the house, so she had to use a straw.

New England School of Law 

Where law professors fuck you really hard in the ass.
I met this girl on myspace who wanted me to send her to New England School of Law last night.

New England Snow Plow 

When a hairy man cums inside of his hairless girlfriend while she is on top of him, and she lets his massive load drip out of her tight pussy onto his chest. She then smears it over his body by grinding her hips up down his chest.
She gave me a New England Snow Plow back when I lived in Cambridge, and we've been dating ever since.