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As described in the Kurt Vonnegut novel “Deadeye Dick.” A person rendered sexless and hopeless due to a combination of trauma, anxiety and depression.
“People talk about all the homosexuals there are in Greenwich Village, but it was all the neuters that caught my eye that day. These were my people - as used to I was to wanting love from nowhere, as certain as I was that almost anything desirable was likely to be booby-trapped.”
Neuter by Libromancer June 4, 2021

neuter harness

The restraint of one’s manhood.
That dog is so crazy, it needs a neuter harness.
They need to put him in a neuter harness to make sure he doesn’t procreate.
I’ll never get to see my best friend again, his wife put him in a neuter harness.
After November 2, he will be put in a neuter harness.

neuter nazi 

Neuter Nazi is what I call a person that is radical about neutering. Neuter Nazis are ruthless in their attempts to see that all animal companions are sexually mutilated,nothing matters to a Neuter Nazi except clip and snip!
my mom is a ''neuter nazi''
neuter nazi by chuck April 11, 2005

Neuter Ride 

The means of tricking a dog to willingly come along to a vet appointment, usually (but not always) for the sake of neutering/spaying said dog. If said fast enough, it sounds like "Need a ride?"
Neuter Ride by Alucard54s August 6, 2014

computer neuter 

One who continually submits entries to Urban Dictionary to the exclusion of everything else in life.
``Hey, Bud, don't you ever come up for air? You're a real computer neuter.''
computer neuter by tirtle March 1, 2017

Self neuter 

The process of brutally ripping your testicles out from between your legs and later frying them at a KFC.
I just gave myself a self neuter! It was painful but my balls were just so fucking scrumptious after I ate those motherfuckers at my local KFC.
Self neuter by Bigbootyhoe47 December 24, 2020