you just sank my boner to the ground 

Originally said by Butthead to Beavis, the phrase is said when you are watching someting really HOT that causes you a strong erection, and then your friend tell you something totally disguasting or stupid, and that causes your erection to disappear immediatly.

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Beavis: Yeah... and *poop*.
Butthead: What did you say?!
Beavis: I said "poop!".
Butthead: Beavis... you just sank my boner to the ground.

I was watching an awesome music video showing hot chicks in bikinis shaking their booties. And than this ugly, black, fat rapper appeared and it sank my boner to the ground!

you just sank my boner to the ground by Urban_Fellow June 28, 2006

joshing my boner 

An irrelevant term used when frustrated

Dude you're totally joshing my boner

joshing my boner by Term Meister December 21, 2017

Fluff My Boner 

Used in chat rooms, normally by manwhores, this means the guy is asking for a hand job and/or BJ...

Paul1724- Yo Pretty Lady
BlossomKitty- *blushes* Hey Yourself :
Paul1724-Sugar Fluff My Boner ;)

Fluff My Boner by DarkRenee June 7, 2009

i farded on my own boaner 

when i farded on my boaner

when you fart on your erect penis
i farded on my own boaner

i farded on my own boaner by dookiedick23 January 15, 2021

My Panda Bonerz 

When a male's erection is infrequent and often unsustainable. Word is related to the biology of Pandas; i.e. can only have offspring every few years.

Damn, I haven't been able to close the deal with Suzy because of "My Panda Bonerz"; it's like whiskey dick, but ten times worse!

My Panda Bonerz by JazzG123 January 19, 2009