moth

Forget man-eating spiders- moths are the pinnacle of evil scary bugs!
Just imagine a tiny butterfly capable of flying straight down your earhole and driving you crazy, except that moths aren't pretty lil' butterflies at all... they are ugly yet clever little turds who find their way into your room at night and fly around the lampshade, casting a huge shadow on the wall which looks like a demented pigeon, which causes you to soil yourself and go sleep on the couch downstairs. (Which, by the way, is where all the spiders are hiding. But you end up eating them in your sleep anyway so it's not so bad...)

I suppose you could say I have a teeny weeny problem with moths, BUT CAN YOU BLAME ME??? MOTHS ARE PURE EVIL!!!

moth by The Paradiddle Pro September 4, 2004

moth

A shitty Butterfly.....

"Dave,don't let that shitty butterfly moth in the house."

moth by Jamie Phillips July 3, 2006

moth

Stupid flying thing

stupid moth

moth by John Fru August 17, 2003

Moth

A lowlife real piece of shit that waits until your not at home and then sneaks into your clothes basket without even asking and starts gorging himself.

Someone that cant be trusted around linen.

Looks like mozz is at it again! What a moth!

Moth by Randburg Trout March 13, 2011

Moth

A Mentally-Challenged Butterfly.

B: Hey look a butterfly!
P: No Berrit, that's a moth.
B: Oh, that's why it's retarded.
P: Good Job.
*Breaks into dance*

Moth by parnaznikamal June 20, 2010

moth

A miniature version of the monster, Mothra, that appeared in an old Godzilla movie. Although irritating, the common moth devastates curtains, not Japan.

Whinging Kid - "Ah! A moth!" <cry>
Sarcastic Parent that tells jokes too old for the kid to understand- " Quick! Call Godzilla!"

moth by bluntpencil2001 April 25, 2005

moth

scary attacking monster! see butterfly

Someone cone rescue me from this mosth in my room! It looks like it's about to attack!

moth by SMORE April 22, 2004