moopigs 

A mythical creature resulting from the cross of a moomin and divine intervention which gives them wings. Not a pig. They are beautifully forlorn creatures that are seen flying across the sky in moments of unbearable boredom or tedious essay writing.

"Oh moopigs, I forgot to save my essay." or

Bobby: Hey are you going out tonight? "
Michelle: No, I'm sick.
Bobby: Gutted.
Michelle: Moopigs indeed.

moopigs by mili July 30, 2008

"The Card Says Moops" Maneuver 

A form of logically fallacious reasoning that involves winning an argument by taking a contrarian position that is left just vague enough to where they win the argument regardless of which side comes out on top.

Named after the famous scene from the Seinfeld episode "The Bubble Boy."

There's a certain beat-you-at-your-own-gameiness to "The Card Says Moops" Maneuver. "Safe spaces are bullshit, but if you get one I get one, too." "There's no such thing as systemic oppression, but if there were, I'd be oppressed." It's dismissing the rhetoric of social justice while also trying to use it against you. Claiming "the card says 'Moops'" does not so much mean "I believe the people who invaded Spain in the 8th century were literally called 'The Moops'," but rather "you can't prove I don't believe it." Not a statement of sincere belief; simply moving a piece across the board. All in the game, yo.
-- Innuendo Studios, "The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops"

"The Card Says Moops" Maneuver by The Logical Fallacy February 3, 2019

Moogis 

1) Casey McGehee, 2009 Milwaukee Brewers infielder.

2) A derogatory term.

3) A term to describe anything overly obvious in the course of a conversation.

4a) Plural: Moogises
4b) Plural: Moogi, if in the Southwest, due to a heavy presence of cacti

1) Fuckin' Moogis always strikes out!

2) You're such a Moogis!

3) Go get the Moogis.

4) You're just a bunch of Moogises!

Moogis by Kitty Pole August 9, 2009

Moopie 

A dairy cow who lives in constant fear of being eaten. Has black hooves and a huge nose. He is a horny cow because he likes to hit people with his horns. Somehow Moopie can produce milk.

Moopie can also transform into Cowman to save the world from beef eaters. His only weakness is being tipped over.

Moopie has been shaking in fear ever since he got trapped in a cooking pot last week.

Moopie by Mini Moopie May 21, 2009

moonish

Relating to or having the characteristics of a moon. The characteristics include being dreamy, beautiful and luminous.

The boy was not brutish, he was actually moonish.

moonish by Michaelangelo Raphael February 4, 2010

moofish 

noun - manatee
manatees are known as "seacows". Cows go moo, and things that live in the sea are fish...
Can be used as an insult, an adjective, an exclamation, or a wildcard in a conversation.

"You're a moofish!!!"
"That's some moofishy goodness."
"MOOFISH! I didn't know that."
"yeah well... moofish."

moofish by meow_mix3d May 13, 2004

Moonism 

Moonism: An ideology that aspires to create a global Wasian ethno-state with Kokka Shintō as its religious foundation, a reverence for ancient Rome and the British Empire as it's political foundation, with syndicalism as its economic foundation, with the end goal of assimilating the whole world into one united harmonious culture in the image of Hakko ichiu where 99% of males are feminized traps with a 1% remaining as Anglo men elite.

Moonism is a really radical and really esoteric ideology, but it has a lot of solutions to a lot of problems, even if they may seem counter intuitive at first.

Moonism by SuperSailorMoon June 26, 2021