molson mudslides 

Molson a brand of beer in Canada also the largest brewer there. Molson Mudslides are when you go out for a cheap drunk and drink draught beer all night, causing you to feel like shit the next day. You go to the washroom sit on the toilet and shotgun the toilet bowl with diarrhea. Thus the Molson Mudslides.

Brandon was broke cause he was inbetween pay days so he drank Molson draught all night long. When he woke up he ran to the toilet and let loose with the Molson Mudslides. We thought he was taking a piss but it was the shits he got from all the cheap beer he had.

molson mudslides by Schwazzy Nutz April 22, 2006

molson muscle 

beer belly

The boys are headin' down to the bar to work on their molson muscles.

molson muscle by labatt March 27, 2004

Molson Canadian 

A pretty good cheap beer. It's not fancy, but it kicks the shit out of Labatts Blue and all those shitty American beers like Coors and Bud lite

When I'm making cash I drink Heinekens but when I'm not, I could do a lot worse than Molson Canadian

Molson Canadian by ToastedBread July 7, 2011

molson canadian 

The best thing this land has to offer.

Kick ass taste and a fair price,
often seen on commercials during a hockey game.

Canadian: Hey! you want a molson canadian?
American: yeah sure. Dam! you guys know whats good!

molson canadian by Ramy poo June 2, 2012

molson muscle 

A slang term for a beer belly. Your stomach muscles have been transformed by beer (Molson) into a protruding stomach.

Eww, check out that guy, he's got a Molson Muscle.

molson muscle by SoupNotSee November 10, 2010

Molson Scale 

A determinant of how many beers you must consume before you bed her. Comes from Canadian brewing company Molson. Merged with Coors because Canadian beer sucks. The higher the number, the worse the situation.

She's overweight, but I'll smash. How many more on the Molson Scale?
Ehhh...go with 5

Molson Scale by amato24 February 21, 2011

molson mudslide 

to take a monster soft crap the morning after a night of hard core drinkin

i drank a shitload last night, got up this morning and had a molson mudslide, it was awesome

molson mudslide by 2fast4u May 3, 2006