Mitch 

A person who makes very corny yet surprisingly clever jokes

wow your very mitch like

Mitch by monkeysomethingone April 26, 2009

Mitch 

A super SEXY guy with a huge PENIS. The ladies love him.

wow...that dude is such a Mitch.

Mitch by abc easy as 123 March 21, 2009

mitch 

A man, who is a bitch.

---Hey, look at that dude over there getting flipped on by that chick!
--Ha, yeah what a mitch.

---Why are you so mitchy today?

---You son of a mitch!

---That kid just got mitched by that guy.

---You dudes are a bunch of little mitches.

mitch by Ross-ome May 5, 2010

Mitch 

A male bitch, similar to an asshole.

He speaks his mind and is very sarcastic, but he continues to have a lot of friends.

"He got pissed and told me off! He's being such a Mitch today."

Mitch by Bromance1 October 15, 2013

Mitch 

A Mitch is a lesbian Donald Trump who fucks unicorns with his tits.

A Mitch is Donald Trump in his most primeval form.
The Mitch is White.
Oh shit, Its a Mitch, run!

Mitch by qwertyuiokiugydresdfghjklmjhug July 17, 2017

Mitch 

An amazing person who is sexy. He is really funny and is guaranteed to tease you a lot but it's funny.He can be an idiot . You can count on them to make you laugh and make you happy. A mitch is the most special person ever.

What's your name.... Mitch:D

Mitch by Sidnao June 17, 2011

Mitch 

Mitch Is A Name For Super Awesome People

Dude 1 - Did You See That Guy
Dude 2 - He Was So Mitch

Mitch by MeIThinks June 13, 2009