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Direct translation to shit (From French). Best chained with other French for the full intelligent sounding insult.
Merde alors! Baise were you thinking!!!???
merde by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004
Yeah, those previous definitions pretty much cover it o.O C'est le shit de francais. Oh, yes, and in the French subtitles for Napoleon Dynamite they translated the English "jeez" into "merde." So it could pretty much be anything, according to...er...subtitle-ists.
Merde, je suis tombée dans ma tête. Et maintenant merde, j'ai effacé quel était dans ma copie-paste pour mettre dans les accents. Je renonce si beaucoup de pour les autres. Adore-moi.
merde by le pas-frenchie April 2, 2005
shiaaat in french
merde rules
merde by mason sucks ass May 21, 2003
French for shit.

In Italian this is merda, which sounds like murder. And then you can swear at your mum and dad, as long as their not Italian, and they won't know what the merda you are talking about!
"Oh, sweet merde! I lost my phone!"

"What do you mean, sweet murder? Have you been playing violent games again?"

"Nope. Just French homework."
Merde by Just An Ordinary Girl February 21, 2015
Slang reference to the notorious Jack Merde, Indiana's infamous gonzo journalist whose misadventures were chronicled by street magazines across the U.S. in the 70s and 80s via the Alternative Press Syndicate.
"Merde, you idiot! Where's that story you were supposed to have on my desk an hour ago? Are you stoned again??"
Merde by Donald Berry March 8, 2009
Means "shit" (literally or interjectional or figuratively).

Means also "good luck" when said to someone who will accomplish a performance or pass an exam.
Merde ! Fais attention où tu marches ! Il y a de la merde partout dans ce parc ! Shit! Pay attention where you walk! There is shit everywhere in this parc!
Ce travail, quelle merde ! This work is really shit!
Tu vas à ton examen de physique ? Bonne merde ! Are you going to your physics exam? Good luck!
Merde by BertGGross November 12, 2018