beat the meat itis 

Condition diagnosis by obsessively beating the living life out ur meat till no cum is possible to make left shameless & confused long run.

“Doctor sandals i haven’t been feeling too well “ welp let me tell u u have came down on beat the meat itis

beat the meat itis by Ovojackfrost March 6, 2022

Meat Item 

A person who has little to no real value rather than being "the real deal" they are a substitute ie instead of being meat they are known as a meat item

did you see the guy Emma is dating? he's a real 'Meat Item'

Meat Item by Own_thing May 25, 2017

i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a 

A random ass auto correct from my phone

I don't know how to put this into a sentence i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a by Imafatasscunt February 6, 2018

Italian Meat Missile 

When you're about to fornicate with a female from behind, you first rub your wiener down with a combination of marinara and extra virgin olive oil. Then, you get a whole genoa salami soaked in alfredo sauce and insert it into her rear end while banging her from behind and exclaim "Madonna Mia!" [ :0

During a romantico evening with Albabe, Moltisanti decided it was time to show off his tenderness and compassion by providing a finely-executed Italian Meat Missile to his partner's perfectly sculpted rear.

Italian Meat Missile by MafiosoMasterpiece December 5, 2010

Meatitarian 

Like a vegitarian, but someone who only eats meat and no veggies. A vegitarian thinks eating meat is cruel, a meatitarian thinks eating vegitation (plants/fauna) is cruel. 100% carnivorous.

Teacher: Who here wants or needs the special diet meals at camp?

Student One: I do ma'am.

Student Two (whispers): Dude! Are you a vegitarian?!

Student One (whispers): No! I'm a meatitarian!

Meatitarian by GoddessRandomSkittle September 11, 2010

Meatiterranean 

This word describes a Mediterranean person who relies on meat as the mean component of every meal defying the popular norm of the vegetable-rich Mediterranean diet.
The Maeatiterranean is a person who is always hungry, prefers to use no utensils when eating larger pieces of meat, and could occasionally show off their round healthy belly!
This term is also used as a comeback when a white supremacist claims they are vegetarian to save the world's resources!

-Hey, I am inviting X to our party but just a heads up, he is vegetarian!

-oh yeah?sure he is a great dude...but does he know we are Meatiterranean? The last thing i want is someone to make a scene!

Meatiterranean by bhaddad March 6, 2023

meatitation 

A sense of calm that comes from being transported to your umami place.

He practiced the art of meatitation daily with regular bites of a bacon cheeseburger.

meatitation by xxltaco December 8, 2021