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joe mazzello

The owner of Cardboard Ben Hardy,
He has a on and off relationship with both Ben Hardy and Cardboard Ben.

He plays John Richard Deacon in the movie Bohemian Rhapsody.
Also, he also did a routine of the #BABdance - more information on his Instagram.
Person: “Who is Joe Mazzello?”
Me: “The greatest most dad man on earth other than Gwilym Lee and Dr Brian May.”
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falkens maze 

Falkens maze is a secret online and real life game that involves crazy alternate reality type situations. It was written by a blind schizophrenic guy back in the 1980’s and 1990’s and kept a secret by everybody who plays it. The first rule of the maze is that you are responsible for everyone you recruit into it, if one of your recruits talks about it too much then you all get expelled and can’t play anymore. The maze has an almost religious meaning to some people, they take it way too seriously. You can only play it if you are invited.
Have you been playing falkens maze all night bro? Why are you so obsessed with it?

He took a class on cryptography just so he could play falkens maze better.
falkens maze by ARGononymous June 24, 2018
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Mazzello Mafia 

A group of individuals who love and support Joe Mazzello. They are generally sassy, kind, sweet and loving individuals but could be fierce and ruthless in defense of Don Mazzello’s life and honor.
The Mazzello Mafia is a protector of Tim Murphy, Gardner Langway and Deacy.

The Mazzello Mafia emulates Pat Murray and Eugene Sledge’s bravery.

The Mazzello Mafia is sympathetic of lactose intolerant individuals and performs a dance initiation called the BAB.

The Mazzello Mafia has an obsession with broccoli, doughnut, Purple rain and cardboard people.

The Mazzello Mafia is alway ready to support the Queen and some male and female friends.

Joe Mazzello

an amazing, adorable person.
secretly dating ben hardy but we all knew.
likes to scream a lot.
interacts with his fans which is amazing.
such an amazing actor and if you find him ugly you’re a coward.
also if you didn’t know, he likes to say that bohemian rhapsody was the first song he downloaded on napster, he didn’t realise perm stood for permanent and he had to ask where his mum was in 1983.
most people watch bohemian rhapsody and become obsessed with ben hardy then after a few weeks realise they are obsessed with joe mazzello and are a stan of him.
Joe Mazzello by daisyribbons January 20, 2019