May 16th 

National give chiara a blow job day!

Jd: its may 16th no wonder I can't find chiara. Everyone is giving her a blow job.
chiara: ahh~

May 16th by suck my balls 69 plus chiara May 11, 2022

May 16th 

If you were born on this day you are GORGEOUS. People born on May 16th are sweet and super fun to be around!

- I love hanging out with you, you’re so nice!

- thanks! i get that a lot, i was born on may 16th

May 16th by addie~~ May 4, 2022

May 16th 

Joesph Morgan aka the hottest person alive was born today

Dude what's so special about may 16th
Joesph morgan was born today you sicko

May 16th by Lizzzyyyy May 16, 2021

May 16th 

Ask your crush out again

may 16th

ask your crush out again

May 16th by softstorm May 15, 2022

May 16th 

On this day you need to ask your crush out, no excuses just do it

Crush: hey it's may 16th
Dude: wanna be my girlfriend?
Crush: OMG YESSS

May 16th by Daddy susu May 16, 2022

May 16th 

A day where you send you closest homies a picture of your cock and balls and they rate it out of 10

Johnny its May 16th where my picture bro?

Oh thats my bad here you go!

I rate it a good 8 out of 10 Johnny!

Thanks bro!

May 16th by Beanflicker2003 May 16, 2022

May 16th 

The day when the worst person in human history was born, literally worse than the anti-christ, this person is irredeemable and will never find peace

Mike: Dude, my friend's birthday is coming up on May 16th!
Jason: Must be an asshole, everyone knows May 16th birthdays celebrate the worst of humankind

May 16th by mythofcake October 4, 2023