Memphis Mauler 

A tremendous strap on of notable girth and length which has the potential to cause permanent anal disfigurement.

Even the most daring among the trannies quaked at the sight and refused to ride the Memphis Mauler

Memphis Mauler by Blinggy August 17, 2017

Muffin Top Mauler 

This person is a straight up menace to society. Spends their time terrorizing the good neighbors of the hood. Violent and ghetto behavior normally ensues wherever this person may be. It is rare to see this person perpetrating without a brown bag in their hand.

Commonly goes by MTM.

While making my way home today, I was greeted by the Muffin Top Mauler on the corner of Saltmarsh and Jettison. I nearly peed myself at the mere sight of the gun toting, booze drinking menace. I quickly threw my 5 series in reverse and got the hell outta there!!

Muffin Top Mauler by sdot_45_$$ October 30, 2011

Pulling a Mauler 

In reference to mauler 5150’s habit of breaking a part of his weapon of, shaking out of control and flipping itself

“I was watching some old Battlebots clips and seeing Mauler 5150 Pulling a mauler is so funny”

Pulling a Mauler by THE W1TCH DOCTOR January 20, 2021

Ball Mauler 

someone who inserts their hands in the pants pocket and proceeds to adjust their "guys", it feels so good that the practice becomes common place and enjoyed for hours on end. A true ball mauler will do it in front of another party while taking part in casual conversation.

Hey, I was talking to Eric H. about the front page of the NY Post this morning in the server room while he stood there playing pocket pool. What a ball mauler.

Ball Mauler by Eric, Mini-IT professional December 20, 2008

Minnesota Mauler 

The most horrible thing ever. Worse than genocide, fat people and ex-in-laws COMBINED. Words fail to accurately define the horribleness of a Minnesota Mauler. It is so bad, even John Stamos and Chuck Norris quiver at the notion of a Minnesota Mauler. Not surprisingly, liberals usually want to negotiate with a Minnesota Mauler.

John Stamos: Wow - look at the size of that Minnesota Mauler!
Liberal: Hello Minnesota Mauler - what a lovely day! Why don't we discuss our differences in a non-threatening and politically correct sort of way...I'm sure we can find common ground!
Chuck Norris: No way man - I'm outta here!
Liberal: There's no need for panic...I'm sure that if we just respect the maulers boundaries the mauler will respect...aaaarrrggghhhh...Mauler - no!!! No!! Stop that!! Minnesota Mauler...noooooooooooooo..........

Minnesota Mauler by mrm5593 September 26, 2006

stalk mauler 

A chronic masturbater, possibly another term for wanker

If someone makes a statement of which you doubt the veracity you may say to them "Getcha hand off it , ya stalk mauler"

stalk mauler by Mago October 7, 2006

Crow Mauler 

The 'Crow Mauler' or 'Captain Rudimer' is a special enemy on the Indie videogame 'Fear & Hunger'. He is almost an optional enemy, he is also EXTREMELY dangerous. And it's almost guaranteed that you'll lose a few heads among your party members.

It can appear on places like 'The Mines', 'The Thicket', or also if you sleep in the 'Safe Bed' of level three. You will trigger a coin flip. Failing the coin flip will trigger an event where the 'Crow Mauler' will attack you, where you're forced to face him in a battle.
And if that happens... You're pretty much fucked.

Additional data: You're able to obtain a torn page, clearly torn from a book. And it tells you about the 'Crow Mauler'.

It says;

"Crow, crow, grow your horn.
Vile as snow in the Skårsberg massacre row.

Crow, crow, oh why you maul?
The meat is fresh and the blood still falls.

Crow, crow, are you there?
He is coming - With nothing to bare.

Crow, crow, behind you now.
Oh crow please reap - oh crow what I sow."

Crow Mauler:*An terrifying presence has entered the room.*

Le'garde: *Fucking banishes into Oblivion.*

Crow Mauler by BeheadedLizard September 15, 2023