odi u tri picke materine 

Serbo-Croatian for "Crawl back into three of your mother's cunts". Easily one of the world's greatest insults.

"Hey babe, you DTF?"
"Odi u tri picke materine!"
"I... guess not, then."

odi u tri picke materine by willmst July 13, 2014

Mastering the gift 

Female masturbation

Her room mate unexpectedly walked in while she was furiously mastering the gift!

Mastering the gift by GAM Brian September 9, 2016

Clam gathering 

Where there is a greater ratio of females to males in any given social situation. Antonym of Sausage fest.

"Dude there will be so many girls at the party tonight.It's going to be a Clam gathering!"
"Mate you need to come and save me! She has invited all her mates round and my living room has turned into a Clam gathering!"

Clam gathering by Smutbot April 10, 2015

Mastering Physics

A demonic website used by AP Phsyics high school teachers and college professors to rape any science student. Be prepared to lose all motivation to learn about science. Usually takes 4 hours, 2 hours if you cheat and use chegg or yahoo answers. Side effects include lack of sleep, losing hair, diarrhea, loss of time, and hysteria. Developed by students and MIT, yet it somehow spread to high school and colleges of obviously less intellect. If your teacher or professor assigns this, you might as well drop the class.

Dave: “ Hey, do we have mastering physics tonight?”
Alex: “ Yea, you might as well start now because you won’t be done until 2 A.M.”
Dave: “ Ok, first I’m going to go jump off a bridge.”

Mastering Physics by Victim of mastering physics February 24, 2019

math is not mathing 

when something just doesn't add up.

Talking about mental health and then making suicide jokes? The math is not mathing.

math is not mathing by harleyinhawaii June 26, 2021

Lathering Your Crunchies 

The act of using your spoon to repeatedly dunk and mix the un-moistened cereal pieces in the milk.

I see you're Lathering Your Crunchies, nice.

Lathering Your Crunchies by WireableCarrot October 19, 2016

mrs u picku materinu 

Is a (serbian,croatian,bostinan)Swear word that litearlay means GO BACK INSIDE YOUR MOTHER'S PUS*Y!

Alo cigane mrs u picku materinu sa tim gvozdjem.
Yo,Cigane go back inside your mother's pussy with that iron.

mrs u picku materinu by Miroslav Jebach Keva June 16, 2017