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Slutty Mandela 

A white dude who only sleeps with as many black chicks as possible based purely on sport rather than attraction.
Hey shaqueena, So I slept with that dreadlocked white boy who always hangs out at the pizza shop.

Nah ah girl, his slutty mandela ass must have fucked on every hood rat thot I know.
Slutty Mandela by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020

The Mandela Catalogue 

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube series made by Alex Kister. This series gave me nightmares and wet bed sheets.

tokyo manoeuvre 

A series of actions by which a Japanese female will entrap a clueless white man into an evening of sex, and eventually marriage. The manoeuvre is as follows:
1. I am kawaii and not here for sex
2. Consume 5 highballs (whisky soda)
3. Pretend to miss the last train
4. Blink helplessly
5. White man falls in trap
6. manoeuvre complete.
Dude, she totally pulled the tokyo manoeuvre on me last night.
tokyo manoeuvre by Takosan March 7, 2019

Do a Mandela

1. To take a dump. Named after South African president Nelson Mandela who turned South Africa into a shithole.
Hey, Ben, I'm going to do a Mandela in the forest. Got a newspaper?
Do a Mandela by Bert Large March 31, 2019

l'manberg 

The one true nation where filthy Americans are not allowed, only Europeans, founded by Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit on the Dream SMP server so as to escape persecution from their nationalist government and found ideals and morales, a place without war where people fight with words not actions, The Great Country of L'Manberg is by far the most advanced and most civilised country on the Dream SMP.
Wilbur Soot is the rightful ruler of L'Manberg

I hate Schlatt2020
I hate Coconut2020
I hate Swag2020
I love Pog2020
l'manberg by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 3, 2020

Mancellation 

When a man has set plans with his girlfriend, and cancels last minute to go out with the boys.
Jane was made at Mark because of his last-minute mancellation to go out to the bars with his friends, instead of going through with their plans of seeing a movie.
Mancellation by Connor Mantis October 30, 2010
1. (noun): Meg's Adorable Nose Crinckle Expression: based off of former UK prime minister Margaret aka: Meg Thatcher's facial expressions. These were particularly obvious during parliamentary debates and were the result of awkward silences amongst ministers.

2. (verb): To MANCE: to commit an adorable nose crinckle expression
Meg MANCEd as she tried to ignore the giggling of the opposion whip speaker.
MANCE by Save<3Meggie December 21, 2009