Malaysian Slingshot 

This is a two part move. First, tuck your junk under and back and hold your junk back with your butt cheeks. At this point your slingshot is loaded...now just to find a victim. It's best if you find someone's face. Release the tension on your butt cheeks slingshoting your junk forward. Can be an insult or an offering.

I gave that bitch the "Malaysian Slingshot." Damn near took her eye out.

Malaysian Slingshot by SourJay June 15, 2010

Malaysian gas blower

When someone places their asshole on a vagina and farts in it.

He gave her a Malaysian gas blower after a large meal of baked beans

Malaysian gas blower by Monsterilla May 10, 2020

Malaysianed 

When Malaysians get fucked in the arse by their government, they usually bend over and ask, "how deep would you like to go?". It is of a compliant society that enjoys getting sodomised by their leadership.

Guy 1: Bro, I'm returning to Malaysia from London, and they want me to wear a device to track my every moment.

Guy 2: Welcome to Malaysia. You just got Malaysianed.

Malaysianed by drbyte December 7, 2021

Malaysia 

A country which was an absolute shithole where Malays were given huge advantages, where the prime minister got a random donation of 4 million dollars, where freedom of speech didn’t exist, where human rights weren’t a thing. However, it’s people joined together and voted for a second independence: an independence from the embarrassment of UMNO. Maybe Malaysia has a shot at not being a complete mess.

“Malaysia, Truly Asia”

Malaysia by Red Rising Sun Bloom Queen October 27, 2018

Ba-da liki mala da shini malaga 

A great way to wrap up a rambling drunken voicemail to someone. When executed properly, you will achieve three things:

1- You will appear to be actually smarter than the recipient, because they will assume you either speak another language they have never heard, or are referencing pop culture they are unaware of
2- The rest of your idiocy in your message will be overshadowed by this shocking soliloquy change
3- You'll get talked about, and really any press is good press.

Drunk guy leaving a message: " Heyyyyy, how are you? I don’t know why you’re ignoring me, I didn’t do anything wrong. Um. Yeah, like, what the, what happened man, we like didn’t meet up… right? And then next thing you know you just don’t wanna talk to me now? You know you’re going to see me when the summer time comes. And you’re gonna see me, and I’m going to be jacked out and you’re gonna be like, “fuck, I coulda duh duh duh duh” or you gonna hear about a girl that i was with and be like, “What he like what and he what his what with what in the what!?” and then you’re going to be like, “Daaaamn.” So let’s skip all that and let’s start talking again cuz I didn’t do anything mean to you or bad to you, we just couldn’t freaking get on the same wavelength of time to make a date to hang out. This time, let’s just meet and boom, quick and easy, ba-da liki mala da shini malaga, and everything’s cool, alright? Ok. Bye."

Ba-da liki mala da shini malaga by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 13, 2016

Malaysha 

A lot of times Malaysha's are very competitive when it comes to what they really want. they are often obnoxious and blunt. They hate being alone whether in public or At home but when they are they become depressed and drowned of energy. It is very hard for Malaysha's to trust people so they don't tell too much about themselves. They often try to put on a hard exterior but in reality they are only trying to protect their ego.

Malaysha WILL snag a hoe in order to get what she wants.

Malaysha by King Donn August 31, 2013

Malaysian Milk bath

When a heated man cums in a medium sized bath tub and he gets his partner to milk her titties. The cum and milk get mixed with the mans penis and they both sit in the tub and wash off.

Want a Malaysian milk bath??

Malaysian Milk bath by tobaiasfunkeee January 16, 2017