Machete

a long knife, used for hacking your way through the jungle. also the most awesome zombie killing tool ever.

Shit, theres zombies outside. wheres my machete

by ltdelicious May 4, 2009

Vca.machete

Vca.machete is a hench gymlad who sits on his xbox all day playing fortnite and trying to become a btec faZe Sway on creative.

See also Chaotic Machete

My friend is such a vca.machete.

by NickCopyright November 28, 2019

Machete

Machete is the most bad ass movie ever created. It is about Machete, and ex-Federale who is a legend to all Mexican-Americans, being betrayed by a company who hired him off of the street to assassinate Senator John McLaughlin. All out war is declared and Machete's Mexican-American army kick some fucking balls off. Also includes Lyndsay Lohan's tits.

Guy 1-Dude! Did you see Machete?

Guy 2- Hell ya! I jerked off so hard to Lindsay Lohan's tits!

by skown March 5, 2011

machete

A knife with a handle longer than most blades, and a thin, long, staight-edged blade. Used for hacking away at foliage in front of the weilder.

Hello, my name is Jason Vorhees, I wear a hockey mask, and I am a machete-killer addict

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

sweaty machete

The act of having sex with an armpit is called a sweaty machete

That girl didn’t shave her pits do I gave her a sweaty machete

by Tex biggin March 28, 2020

Chaotic Machete

When the male penis becomes uncontrollably erect after the feeling of victory or pride, primarily because a video game.

The gamer got a chaotic machete after he got a victory royale on Fortnite with his duo partner.

by Skinny McDougal January 27, 2020

mexican machete

a broken natty ice bottle that you use to gut people with.

i will gut you with a mexican machete

by ElyseJade June 1, 2005