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horny luau 

A hawaiian-themed orgy
"John is gonna throw a sick horny luau at his house tonight. Don't forget your lei!"

Pork Luau 

When you wrap your hog in banana leaves, bury it in the sand for several hours, and then thrust it into your girl's hot dripping poi hole.
Since they didn't have enough money to go on vacation, C.T. and Jenn had a pork luau in the back yard.
Pork Luau by Schmidt-Dogg May 4, 2009

Las Vegas Luau 

A kinky sex position in which the participants wear grass skirts and play ukuleles whilst tying the recipient onto a cooking rotary and slowly rotating him or her and stimulating them from the front and back on each side with their penises or sex toys. Meanwhile, another participant may spread poi and many seasonings on the tied up participant and reciting ancient Hawaiian prayers.
Carl: That was definitely the best Las Vegas Luau I have ever had

Willey: Yeah I still have poi stuck in my anus

Elephant Luau 

Same as a standard-issue luau, but with an elephant substituting his tail and trunk for the equipment of two men.
Dean and Rob had other plans, so Kristin had an elephant luau with Jumbo.
Elephant Luau by Marcudis August 2, 2008

Lucious luau 

When two males, and a girl, have sex, one of the men sticks there penis into her mouth and the other sticks it into thee anal cavity, and make her squeal like a pig.
Hey cam, wanna lucious luau this bitch?
Lucious luau by Lush•us Lue•how February 25, 2020

pineapple luau 

A famous sex move where you eat a girl’s asshole through a pineapple ring. She places the ring on her openly spread ass and you dive through it with your tongue thus penetrating her butthole.
I took my girl to Hawaii and gave her a pineapple luau on the beach!
pineapple luau by Stogie183 July 19, 2024