love handle armour 

excess body mass that successfully absorbs a bullet with out physical harm

love handle armour - kayshia was shot in the hip . but luckily for her the blubber absorbed the impact with no damage.

love handle armour by love handle !! February 25, 2010

love handle fetish 

Someone who is crazily attracted to your lower body😂😏

*person stretches*

*other person* holy fuck you have perfect love handles, take your shirt off bitch!!!

Love handle fetish

love handle fetish by lilbeear19 September 22, 2016

love handle muffin

This is another phrase that you may say to someone who has fat love handles around their waist that looks like a muffin top.

This phrase can also be said as a loving gesture to your significant other when you are expressing love or intimacy. Such as calling her your honey bunch, sugar plum, sweetie pie, fudgy pudgy cup of pudding, fat rodeo pig, or plumpy dumpy American creampie.

Him: "I love you so much babe! I'm going to hold onto for dear life & grab the shit out of your love handle muffins as I'm riding you like the fat rodeo pig you are!"

Her: "Ily too AGorrila! Yes! Squeeze my love handle muffins! Oink Oink!"

"Frat Rodeo" participant listening in on the other side of the door while waiting for their cue: Man this AGorrila guy comes up with some random funny shit lol

love handle muffin by AGorrila June 22, 2021

love handle implants

A cosmetic procedure involving the transfer of adipose tissue from the abdominal area (often referred to as 'love handles') to enhance breast volume and shape, commonly known as fat transfer breast augmentation.

She got a great pair of love handle implants.

love handle implants by The Ferocious Whomper October 30, 2025

Cincinnati Love Handle 

When someone holds the love handles at the bottom of your triceps instead of the traditional love handle.

I'm holding him through the Cincinnati love handle instead of his traditional love handles. Man let me tell you that it sparked joy, holding his arm instead of his torso!

Cincinnati Love Handle by Grow Up Saturdays August 29, 2025

rock hard love handles

no such thing but tha's my excuse when my cell phone falls off of my belt.

Damn, my rock hard love handles knocked my phone off my belt.

rock hard love handles by DutchSchultz February 22, 2010

Love Handles 

The areas of extra fat that hang or slightly bulge from the sides, and are also the little rolls on the lower back. Both men and women can have these.
Love handles vary in size, to small, cute, and curvaceous; all the way to massive, obese, and covered with stretchmarks (Not Good)
Women SHOULD have love handles. If they don't have small ones on their lower back (back rolls), then they are way too skinny. This is how I like my girls too. I LOVE those extra curves and places to hold that feel soft in my hands, OH YEAH

That girl's love handles are so cute....Damn look at those curves!

Love Handles by Ryan August 13, 2004