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douche-a-louche  

1. The ultimate “loser"
2. Someone who is not only massively brain dead so much so that the very thought of them is so foul and putrid that it reminds you of vaginal cleansing, but also very frightening and creepy in the most corny way possible.
3. A person of this nature should be avoided at all costs.
What a douche-a-louche ! This guy I’m seeing texted me that I should come over because he’s wearing a Mexican Sombrero and nothing else!
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douche-a-louche 

1. The ultimate “loser"
2. Someone who is not only massively brain dead so much so that the very thought of them is so foul and putrid that it reminds you of vaginal cleansing, but also very frightening and creepy in the most corny way possible.
3. A person of this nature should be avoided at all costs.
Friend 1 – "This guy I’m seeing is such a douche-a-louche, he texted me that I should come over because he’s wearing a Mexican Sombrero and nothing else!"
Friend 2 – "Wow! Please never speak to him again!"

chooch de louche 

Someone who has gone above and beyond being a chooch. A jackass, idiot, moron, who is doing a better job than usual at it.
You could not be a bigger chooch de louche.....you slept with my mom!
chooch de louche by Wessmoe77 February 5, 2012

Loughery Ness Monster 

A non-mysterious, well seen microsized penis or vagina.
Wow it was amazing to see Rob Loughery Ness Monster penis today, it sure is small.
A fan of the Loud Mouths podcast, featuring famous YouTube personalities WildSpartanz, Kwite and FPS DIESEL. Louthers are often eccentric in their ways, but are admirable people. Most of them like to herd together in the Loud Mouths' Discord server. Louthers with the 'active' role are truly dedicated fans.
Virgin normie: Hey, what's your favorite podcast?
Chad louther: The Loud Mouths.
Virgin normie: Oh you're a louther!
Chad louther: Yes, if you want to better yourself as a person I recommend subscribing to their channel on YouTube and binge watching every episode
Louther by Proud Louther July 30, 2018
lok-er (V): The act of continuous, unrelenting verbal pummeling passed down from superior to subordinate while in the presence of colleagues; often leaves a palpable unease within the proximate area and the subject to feel disoriented, mildly anxious and depleted of self-worth.
After handing in a presentation with a typo, Pedro received a harsh lochering from his manager.
Locher by GFY Brain July 27, 2013

louchrijes 

Having an awesome time.

Also, an island in the south pacific owned by Louis Chris and Jessy
Dude! That party was louchrijes!
We need to check out Louchrijes, I heard its the shit!
louchrijes by Jazzy911114 December 8, 2015