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Doucheness 

The doucheness you display after 5 beers precludes us from hanging with you.
Doucheness by WMS August 12, 2006

Doucheness 

Doucheness: having or displaying douche like tendencies.

The Douche Patrol aims to expose all douches across the globe. We see all forms of doucheness and the ill-effects that result.
John Doe was out clubbing this weekend with such doucheness that it was a total turn off to all his fellow clubbers.
Doucheness by Douche Patrol October 31, 2009

lochness poopie 

When your feces makes sea-serpent like curls or protrudes in part above above the water line in the toilet
I blasted a wicked lochness poopie!
I think it turned and looked at me...
lochness poopie by Eddie Crandall January 16, 2008

doucheness 

i hate you because your doucheness is ginormous
doucheness by levi parker September 5, 2007

Lochness 

A negative notifier. If you disapprove of anything or if it makes you sick, it's 'lochness'.
- "Jimmy blew wind right in front of me in math class today... so I yelled 'LOCHNESS!' in his ear"
- "So my dad drives a hummer, and I'm like 'dad', 'hummer', same sentence?... ew, that's lochness"
- "The <insert favorite team here> just lost again! They are so lochness right now"
- "I do believe that I was so frightened that I lochnessed myself"
Lochness by Dynast August 8, 2006

lochness monster 

The LochNess "monster" -- affectionately known as "Nessie" -- is an alleged plesiosaur-like creature living in Loch Ness, a long, deep lake near InvernessOur underwater allie.
Tourist: "LOOK THE LOCHNESS MONSTER
They all look.
One random person: " I saw it!"
Awkwardness.
lochness monster by LGRAWR September 1, 2006