Long Dong Silver 

This term is derived from the fictional pirate from Treasure Island 'Long John Silver'. It describes a gentleman equipped with a penis of staggering proportions. To be referred to in this way is a great source of pride to any man, as it implys that your dongbone has not only a great size, but a great reputation.

James: Carla why are you limping, with blood trickling down your knee? Hast thou fallen over, cripple?
Carla: No, I was fortunate enough to share a bed with George last night, he truly is Long Dong Silver!

Long Dong Silver by SuaveG July 26, 2006

Long Dong Ping Pong 

Having a stiff cock and your pants pulled down, then having a ping pong match in order to prove that you have the superior family gems. Done usually when you are beyond wasted and/or high at a party to entertain those around you for petty compliments and rewards.

Dude #1: "Dude, did you see Zach's Long Dong Ping Pong game last night at Austin's?"

Dude #2: "Yeah dude! It was hella sick! Sucked that his cum got everywhere though man."

Dude #1: "Dude we should totally have a Long Dong Ping Pong game tonight!"

Dude #2: "Hell fucken yeah man! Let's do it!"

*the two men were then kicked outa class and just kept on fucking around the next couple years*

Long Dong Ping Pong by Long Dong Dacklin January 16, 2017

Long Dong Silver 

Long Dong Silver is the nickname I call Casey, another cadet on my floor who has this long dick I like to suck.

I sucked off Long Dong Silver this morning, and now he wants me to do it again!

Long Dong Silver by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

Long Dong Ranger 

A stripper, very young, and extremely crazy. He likes being in cakes, giant brownies, and any other desert. He wears speedos and loves pop music, such as Lady GaGa, which makes great background music while he dances. He's an all around amazing guy.

I had the Long Dong Ranger at my birthday party, a good time was had by all.

Long Dong Ranger by Katie-Kins Bear December 21, 2010

Long dong kong 

A hairy strong man with a big penis.
He is usually strong physically and sexually and quite hairy and macho.
Long Dong Kong

"Aly is such a stud , He is a Long Dong Kong."

"Damn girl look at that hairy muscular he-man with that delicious bulge, both his muscles and penis are strong, what a Long dong kong"

Long dong kong by Long dong kong March 31, 2017

Long dong silver 

When you put your penis in between to fish fillets and she sucks it then uses the cum for tartar sauce

She loved the long dong silver

Long dong silver by III TTT June 19, 2020

Long Dong Don Juan Delicious 

Don is a pimp reverend...he hales from Mexico but doesnt speak spanish...He fought side by side with General Patton and was injured in World War 1-

see Don Gonzalez, you'll never be the same.

Long Dong Don Juan Delicious by Seth July 18, 2006