Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Da binooj dat lived 

A kid who survived growing up in a crack house

"He's really doing good for himself"
"Who, Rob?" " yeah he's da binooj dat lived"

Da binooj dat lived by Low-Key bruh August 9, 2023

you haven't lived until you... 

Usually followed by "done this" "eaten this" "watched some movie" etc. It emphasises that so many people have doen it that it has become part of life. Of course, this is most convincing coming from a short fat woman with greasy hair who looks like she's seen every movie ever, eaten every food possible, yo-yo dieted all the time etc.

You haven't live until you've watched the godfather trilogy.

you haven't lived until you... by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004

I could've lived without 

Something you say when your friend or peer gives you unneeded or unwanted information

Friend: Dude like last night I totally
totally forgot to change my underwear after I sharted on your sofa.

You : Wow. I could've lived without, dude.

I could've lived without by IJustCant February 23, 2015

I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man 

The legendary quote from Jung Jaehyun the Poetic beauty.

"Ei ur English's pretty good u know?"
"I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man."

I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man by Luvis the CARATzen June 19, 2019

short-lived

A word mispronounced by most everyone, meaning "one who has a short life," in the same fashion as "large-breasted" or "flat-footed." However, just as one says "lives" instead of "lifes," one says "lived" instead of "lifed."

His popularity was short-lived.

short-lived by Andre January 7, 2004

I lived bitch

Used to respond jokingly, or seriously after someone asks if you died through text , or social media after something goes wrong.

Ty: "what happened to james? " kyle: "last i heard he cheated on that psycho he was dating" ty: "damm he's probably dead" james: "I LIVED BITCH"

I lived bitch by The apples arrow March 23, 2023