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Or "the Monk" due to his birds nest barnet which is currently defying all scientific reasoning with it's miraculous regrowth. This poor misguided City fan is sometimes partial to wine with his lunch, other times partial to Guinness with his lunch. Mostly, though, due to being barred from the local Chinese chippy, he skips lunch altogether and has wine with Guinness. Ruthless with the ladies and will often turn them down with reckless abandon (.....)
Lionel: Most likely to be heard saying, "Hold me back, hold me back" of a night out.
Lionel by Ule Neverwalk Alone December 12, 2008
Since the former Commodore's singer is a massive douche bag (especially because of horrendous song "Dancing On The Ceiling" and his slutty daughter), "Lionel" or "Lionel Richie" is used as a substitute for a massive douche or tool bag.
ALSO: "Pulling a Lionel" can be referred to as doing something that a douche would.
"Ugh! My lame teacher is such a Lionel."
"Wow, that douche just pulled a Lionel."
Lionel by Kornncartman May 13, 2005
He is exactly like a Gayphael but he never takes your pens but he is satan especially in MOBILE LEGENDS. He will go into the turret and kill you. He also runs you over with a car in PUBG and he also dies in the border just to kill a person. Other than that Lionel is a quiet person at school but when you talk to him using a phone he will spam you until your phone breaks... SO HE IS THE EMBODIMENT OF EVILLLLLL he also conffesed his love for a certain person *COUGHS* PETRA *COUGHS* who is a guy in PUBG
HE IS A LIONEL, gayphael said

WOWWW LIONEL U R SO COOL, petra said
Lionel by Alicehatter December 13, 2018
The habit of making a promise to go out but cancelling it at the very last minute. Also commonly known as fong fei kei or ffk.
Aww, man. Afiq just pulled a Lionel too! :(
Lionel by thebatman1 November 28, 2019
Lionel Can Be Very fake sometimes . He Can Be A Good Friend But Also Someone Who Lets Attention Get Ahead Of himself . Everybody Hates Or Love A Lionel
Lionel Is A Attention Getter
Lionel by JUJU JR December 5, 2019
A spoon who says his name is better than mine.
person 1: hey lionel
person 2: go spoon off, Kyle is a better name than lionel!
Lionel by NotASpoon January 24, 2020