legitimate businessman 

A euphemism for a mobster, usually of the Italian mafia. It usually is used for someone that holds a decent rank (i.e. someone with underlings). While there might have once been a time when it was used in seriousness, it's now almost always used sarcastically.

The Sicilian store owner on my block is a very legitimate businessman. He can get what you're looking for.

legitimate businessman by JackTheNipper March 5, 2008

Legitimate Win 

When the winning team's score is equally divisible by the amount of periods of play in the game.

1: The Leafs lost last night!
2: Ya, but the score was 4-3, so we actually won. The Bruins' didn't get the legitimate win.

Legitimate Win by sportsfan February 1, 2013

legitimate collaboration 

Any constructive educational and intellectual practice that aims to facilitate optimal learning outcomes through interaction between students

Some school in the suburbs might have a legitimate collaboration

legitimate collaboration by rockwell13 August 23, 2006

Legitimate Rape 

Rape between one man and one woman who are not married or even acquainted; the only rape sanctioned by the Republican Party.

"Was it legitimate rape, or was it just like, hilarious prison rape or acceptable acquaintance rape?"

Legitimate Rape by JPGClog August 19, 2012

Legitimate Pro Tactic 

1) A phrase meant to convey that a certain strategy in any form or situation is that used by the actual professionals of that activity. (Best used sarcastically)

2) A way to describe an attempt that was overcomplicated with strategy.

guy 1: "I didn't study for this test, I'm just gonna put 'B' for every answer"

guy 2: "That is a Legitimate Pro Tactic, couldn't possibly fail"

Legitimate Pro Tactic by Darkmonkey88 July 20, 2010

legitimate_garbage 

entp guy fucking obsessed with mbti that slanders estjs

1). Hey! Have you seen legitimate_garbage new video?
2.) Yah, he was complaining again abt estjs
1.) Wdym they r kinda hot 🤤
2.) No

legitimate_garbage by jwjdjsjsjkajs June 15, 2021

Legitimate Rape 

Legitimate Rape, as defined by the Republican Party, is rape in which upon penis having entry into the vagina, a mutated tiger shark with a laser beam attached to its head jumps out of the vulva and viciously attacks the male genitalia.

"If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to shut the whole thing down." - Todd Akin

Legitimate Rape by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!" August 25, 2012