three legged man 

Claim a man makes when he wants to boast about his penis size. The inference being that the third leg is his penis.

Julie stated to Mark, "Why would I want anything to do with your two inches of hard chode dick?"
Mark replied, "Shiiiiiittt girl! I am a three legged man! They call me tripod."

three legged man by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat 

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)

Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

Leggings

Skin tight pants that show off a girls curves and create boners.

Chad can usually be found in the supply room jacking off when Keirsten wears leggings to work.

Leggings by SlopNChop September 19, 2016

2 legged deer 

women, plain and simple. this term is commonly used by rednecks and is used in rodney carringon's song "titties and beer"

"huntin' 2 legged deer!"
titties and beer
"thank god i aint queer"

2 legged deer by 2leggeddeerhunter November 28, 2011

Forbidden Leggings 

When a woman’s leggings particularly highlight her large behind- especially the crack

Boy 1: damn look at her ass
Boy 2: yeah man she’s wearing some forbidden leggings

Forbidden Leggings by ForeverTalkingFacts January 21, 2023

long legged mack daddy 

A pimp is someone smooth and charismatic and good with women and uses his powers to exploit weak women.

A mack is a pimp that is able to exploit both men and women.

A mack daddy is a mac that is able to expoit other macs

A long legged mack daddy is a king or chief or master mac daddy. Sorta like the godfather of all mac daddies.

Obama is a long legged mack daddy.

long legged mack daddy by fightthepower July 19, 2009

Legging it 

Legging it, is in essence running away.

(Legged it)past tence

Usually used in conjuction with doing something wrong.

"And then the cops came so we legged it" or "did you see bill? He was legging it, what a pussy!"

Legging it by Sporadicfire January 24, 2007