Legally Blonde 

a movie starring a blonde girl who's got the body, president of her sorority delta nu, 2000's home coming queen, gemini vegetarian and has a dog named bruiser, ... and oh, two weeks ago she saw cameron diaz at freddy seagul and she talk her out of buying this truly heinous and gorous sweater, whoever said that orange was the new pink, was seroiusly disturbed.

"oh, hi, my name is elle woods, and from my admissions essay, i'm gonna tell all of you at harvard, why i'm gonna make an amazing lawyer."

Legally Blonde by skanky blonde January 4, 2005

Legally Blonde 

I felt Legally Dumb after watching this movie.

Legally Blonde lowered my I.Q. by 70 points.

Legally Blonde by Jeffery October 3, 2003

Legally entitled 

A phrase used by benefits claimants to excuse why they should be allowed to live off £50k a year without working.

Person 1: How do you afford to go on such nice holidays abroad every year when you don't work?
Person2: Because I'm legally entitled to... Continues to list absurd benefits you've never even heard of

Legally entitled by orangmenbad March 8, 2019

legally blonding 

An attractive woman persuading others to do things based on her looks and charm.

Did you see how she was legally blonding herself into the VIP section?

legally blonding by JaimeLannister January 25, 2022

legally retarded 

Person who is more retarded than usual. He or she is so retarded that if they go to court they will be pronounced legally retarded.

OMG those girls are legally retarded.

legally retarded by the reals deals August 11, 2010

legally pumped 

To have big muscles or to be all "jacked up" but with all natural training, and without the aid of performance enhancing drugs and steroids.

Person 1: "Look at that dude! He's huge! He must be on steroids!"

Person 2: " No man, he's an all natural beast! He's legally pumped!"

legally pumped by nicholasbrunello January 21, 2010

legally butterfingered

Someone who is always dropping things even when taking intense care not to.

Dam Pea Jay is deadass legally butterfingered

legally butterfingered by Pea Jay November 17, 2016