money laundering

1. when a group of criminal makes money out of illegal arms sales, smuggling, organized crime, drug trafficking, prostitution rings, embezzlement, insider trading, bribery and computer fraud schemes hide how they make their money by disguising the sources, changing the form, or moving the funds to a place where they are less likely to attract attention.
2. when you wash your pants and there is still money inside them

Money laundering is done on a world scale

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

skank laundering

(n.) Similar to the act of "money laundering" whereas the process consists of hiding money and also making more money through a sometimes concealed entity. Conversely, "skank laundering" is the process of hiding the source of skanking by processing it through another entity such as "hanging with the bros" or "working" and then continuously banging new filthy skanks while avoiding suspicion from significant others or fagot social media.

Tony: "So I been skanking down the shore in Belmar all summer bro, fuck that facebook shit, girls catch on and alert other skanks.

Paisan:"straight up skank laundering T"

by Who am I? Who the hell are u? January 10, 2014

Music Laundering

v: To download music from an illegal source (usually bittorrent) and whitewash it by performing an iTunes Match in the iCloud.

Pirate: "I totally just downloaded the Foo Fighters discography on bittorent today".

Friend: "Yea but aren't you worried you'll get sued?"

Pirate: "Nah yo- I'll just use Apple's music laundering service."

by everchanging1 November 23, 2011

money laundering

A criminal conduct, for which offender can get a sentence in pound me in the ass prison

If we get caught money laundering, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison

by dildo777 September 20, 2018

Truth Laundering

Truth Laundering. Just like Money Laundering but with the truth. When the search to find the truth requires following so many different leads and sources that the real truth will never actually be found.

There are so many sources of misinformation on the way to really find the truth, this is pure Truth Laundering!
-Describing the Trump Administration

by HoleWrecker July 28, 2017

usb laundering

When you leave your USB drive in your pocket and wash your clothes. The drive typically works, smells fresh, and still has the same crap stored on it.

Damn i left my thumb drive in my pocket. I guess I am into USB laundering. I should throw my hat into the USB mob.

by doctoroctos March 30, 2009

Intermarriage Money Laundering

This is when the wife writes a $20,000.00 check from the joint account as a deposit for a very large purchase, requests it back made payable to her, deposits the funds into her personal account and then pays the full amount of the purchase on the joint credit card to earn miles for her upcoming trip to New York with the girls...

My use of intermarriage money laundering is how I was able to buy my Birkin bag.

by rwandst March 12, 2011