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The act of clandestinely removing the apparel from mannequins in clothing stores for the purpose of prank, bragging rights, or deviate sexual gratification.
In a matter of twenty minutes, Matt had korfed all the mannequins on the first floor at Macy's.
korfing by Stan B December 7, 2003
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The act of looking at someone's knees constantly in an FPS game
This man is korming right now LMAO he's so bad.
Korming by MFUSUCKLMFAO January 6, 2021
Flirting with or hitting on your good friend's very serious girlfriend. Named after "Koon" of youtube fame. Kooning is often made possible when the boyfriend is away and the girlfriend shows pity for the kooning boy which is misinterpretted by the desperate despicable kooner as affection. Kooning is not cheating because the girlfriend is very pleased with her current boyfriend which just makes kooning all the more despicable.
"Did you see Alex kooning last night? If Nick knew he would beat the shit out of him!"

"How can you respect anyone who koons as much as he does? Doesn't he realize he doesn't have a chance?"
Kooning by Bob321 March 19, 2007

Plo Kooning

Kinky new fad that kids of Metro Detroit take part in during their free time and immense boredom. The actual act varies from group to group, but almost all variations of Plo Kooning involve a luffa, body wash, and an open mind.
Man, kids these days. All they think about is their meth and their Plo Kooning
Plo Kooning by GJVD July 18, 2009
Yo Steven was kerning yesterday
Kerning by BigDaddy6942069420 November 11, 2019

Le Koning 

King in Dutch. Never knew she would end up in Australia. Grew up not doing it her way because it wouldn’t be as good
Le Koning by Le Koning November 10, 2017