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Jazzy Jizz Hand Whore Slap 

When you get so excited you cum in the palm of your own hand and slap someone in the mouth with it.
(Two Guys at a club)

Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"

Jazzy Jizz

An orgasm so theatrical, so flamboyant, it practically demands a spotlight. Characterized by involuntary jazz hands, sound effects reminiscent of a tuba, and the emotional intensity of a Broadway finale. Often leaves one partner confused and the other bowing to imaginary applause.
“We were just vibing, and then bam—he hit me with the jazzy jizz. I think I heard a trumpet.”

JizzJazzRocky de 4de

A dude i know who is an absolute legend.
He cool.
Snowboarder who hates skiers.

come on we all know a JizzJazzRocky de 4de
*JizzJazzRocky de 4de joins call*
person1: oh hi JizzJazzRocky de 4de

person2: dun dun dun dun

jizzjazz 

is a sweet lil jigg when you jizz
i was watching some hardcore porn last night and i jizzjazzed all over the place
jizzjazz by f.u.c.k.youmom July 5, 2010