jelqing

when you jork your peanits to make it larger than the skibidi ohio rizz fandom

kyle: erm what are you doing bakugo senpai

bakugo: grrrrrr… KYLE SAN I AM JELQING MY PENITS

kyle: why bakugo senpai you are so big already you dont need to jelqing

bakugo: *blushes* y-you think so..? ERM UHHM YOU BAKA *runs away forever*

jelqing by ClIownTowne June 13, 2024

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Jelqing

Stretching one's dick to make it longer.

Those idiots really think jelqing works 💀

Jelqing by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024

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Jelqing

A manual stretching technique performed on the penis, often with the goal of increasing its length and girth. It involves applying gentle pressure and stretching motions, similar to a massage, to stimulate the growth of penile tissues.

"Hey bro did you bust a fat fucking nut last night?"
"Nah bro I just jelqed it a lil"
"fairs bro i love jelqing"

Jelqing by Shuriki_YT April 24, 2025

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jelqing joshua

of a friend who tends to jelq a lot in class and at home to get a larger penis

oh my god Josh is such a jelqing Joshua

jelqing joshua by skibidisigmaohiogyattrizzler April 29, 2024

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Jelqing to ohio sigmas

Jelqing to ohio sigmas defines the activity of pulling your foreskin when you see sigmas in ohio wich is a gen z brainrot term

I am jelqing to ohio sigmas

Jelqing to ohio sigmas by MXZZY June 9, 2024

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Jelqing My Chain

An informal, typically more 'street', way of saying you're jerking off.

Person 1: "Bro where were you yesterday?"
Person 2: "My bad, I was jelqing my chain."

Jelqing My Chain by OliTronic May 2, 2026

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Jeffay Jelqing Jive

A performance complementary to a Mavin Masturbation Manoeuvre, whereby one forcibly eLENGgates your wene by grappling the shaft with vigour to make it bigger whilst Mark's mellifluous white girl melodies are resonating around the room (goon-cave), to provide a spectacle and a salty treat.

Willie Leng: "Hey big Wood, I hear you've be attempting to eLENGgate your wene by performing a Jeffay Jelqing Jive"
Big Wood: "yeah man, I'm gonna have the Lengest wene on Mavin Street!"

Jeffay Jelqing Jive by JimmyTomlinson2 November 26, 2023

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