Jambo sexual 

it means to have been jumping from Gay to straight in a desperate bid to actually get settled down with someone who thinks their pretty but really they look as nice as a bowl of porridge covered in horse turd

"God MJ is such a jambo sexual he can't even get a horse"

Jambo sexual by lilgriff November 10, 2006

jammy smeg head 

The least time you would ever entertain going down on a woman!

Having a quite spiffing time playing round then all of a sudden like a vulcano your covered in strawbery jam and cream! nice! gives a new meaning to the word strawberys and cream......

jammy smeg head by toady April 6, 2004

Jamba broei sasa lan 

Jamba Broei Sasa Lan is een cult waarbij de volgers geloven in de god: Jamba Broei Sasa Lan.
De volgers van de cult beweren dat deze god 4 symbolen Heeft gecreëerd: Grolsch, sigaretten, frituur en racisme.
Om je bij deze cult aan te sluiten moet je voldoen aan 3 eisen: je moet minstens 3 bier op kunnen, minstens een pakje marlboro per dag oproken en kkr veel frituren.

Jamba Broei Sasa Lan is de grootste, meest racistische cult die er bestaat

Jamba broei sasa lan by anonymous October 29, 2020

Jammy Dodger Season 

Refers to a female's period of menstruation.
Usually used to make light of natures ultimate cock block.

Male: "Fancy a quickie?"
Female: "It's Jammy Dodger Season . . ."
Male: "FUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

Jammy Dodger Season by LupinZX August 30, 2009

jumby half-squat

a young white Labrador retriever.

I just bought a new jumby half-squat.

jumby half-squat by hdawg028 January 4, 2010

StuCo Slammy Jammy 

Also known as a “StuCo Slam”, this is when an individual is elected onto Student Council five years in a row and serves as Grade 8 Rep, Grade 9 Rep, Grade 10 Rep, Vice President (when in Grade 11) and President (when in Grade 12). Very rare and difficult to do, but an immense honour.

Person 1: “Whoa! Indie is so cool!”
Person 2: “Yeah she is! Did you hear that she completed a StuCo Slammy Jammy?”
Person 3: “No way! That is super impressive!!”

StuCo Slammy Jammy by Affordablesquishyshoe November 2, 2020

Sweet Mamba Jamba 

Only the greatest exclamation there ever was! "Sweet Mamba Jamba" is an utterance that captures the speaker's extreme awe, whether the object that inspired such amazement is for good or for ill.

(After spying a particularly well-endowed woman) "Sweet mamba jamba, I want to mount and ride her like the Pony Express."

(Upon seeing ugly, ugly female parts) "Sweet mamba jamba, I will never eat roast beef again."

Sweet Mamba Jamba by JerseyBoyKeith August 25, 2010