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substitute problems for people who have no real life worries.

problems that would not exist if the "issuee" would only stop thinking about them, unlike authentic problems such as hunger, disease, poverty etc.
1: i need an excuse to listen to anti-conformist music
2: why?
1: so i can be cool
2: *SLAPS!!*

1: i cut myself...
2: why?!
1: it's my "self abusive coping strategy"
2: *ONE INCH SLAPZ!!!!*
issues by skunky December 26, 2004
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some1 wit unresolved problemz
u got sum issuez? get sum tissuez
issues by supa June 30, 2003
Particularly popular amongst teens, especially teenage males who are not emotionally happy for no particular reason. What you would have if you find yourself listening to Linkin Park or Korn constantly.

Have issue>listen to that shit>leads to more of issues>listen to more of that shit
Man, that kid's got issues! That's the fifty second time he's listened to Hybrid Theory since this morning!
issues by Peezee-Ark October 5, 2003
A generic explaination for why someone is being bitchy. Generally refers to having anger management issues.
I seriously think she has issues or something. Explains why she's such a bitch.
issues by M.E.R.E.D.I.T.H!! July 15, 2007
you wear them on your ifeet
I really have big issues

Yeah, they're on your big ifeet
issues by Cheesecake January 10, 2005
Someone for whom a large number of things in their life are laters.
"Not now love, I've got issues"
issues by Theo_Wyvern November 25, 2003